King Køng

[Philsmith]

8. 65

I'm wakin' up from a buzz that hurts my ears
Seems like I've been partying the last 200 years
My head feels like Mike Tyson used it for a punching ball
And the chances I'll get out of bed alive are fairly small

Seems like a perfect day to change my way of life
And so, I turn around and I go back to sleep
It's almost 12 o'clock but I just close my eyes
And once again I'm off to dreamland counting sheep

Give me 65 good reasons, 65 good reasons
I want 65 good reasons to get up
Give me 65 good reasons, 65 good reasons
I want 65 good reasons to get up, to get up

But oh, the sun is shining setting fire to my bed
And I'm so doggone tired wish I were dead
Sudden noises interrupt my lullaby
My neighbour just decided to test her new hi-fi

And all I wanted was to get myself some sleep
But oh, that creep brings up the volume more and more and more and more and more
Must have been expensive it's ridiculously loud
So, I pick up an axe and I'm headin' for her door

65 good reasons, 65 good reasons
Give me 65 good reasons to get up
I want 65 good reasons, 65 good reasons
Baby 65 good reasons to get up
65, 65, 65, 65

[Philsmith]

9. How did your skull get in my cornflakes?

We were the perfect couple, she fit me like a glove
I want to know what happened to the girl, to the girl I love

I covered you with roses and I bedded you in silk
How did your skull get in my cornflakes?
How did your blood get in my milk?
I covered you with roses and I bedded you in silk
How did your skull get in my cornflakes?
How did your blood, your blood get in my milk?

I wonder where she's gone now, I miss her very much
Her hands are in my stomach, I can feel her gentle touch yeah

I covered you with roses and I bedded you in silk
How did your skull get in my cornflakes?
How did your blood get in my milk?
I covered you with roses and I bedded you in silk
How did your skull get in my cornflakes?
How did your blood, your blood get in my milk?

Darling you're disintegrating, your whole body falls apart
Since I love you, I'll take care now of your gently throbbing heart
Darling you're disintegrating, skin is falling off your face
Since I love you very much, come on let me blow you into space

[Philsmith]

10. Over & over

Does anybody know the man I'm shaving everyday?
Somehow, he looks familiar but I don't know what to say (don't know what to say)
Silly people keep on asking the things that I don't know
I used to sit and listen but that was two weeks ago (was two weeks ago)
So, don't ask me

What's it like to have somebody thinking with your brain?
What's it like to do the same things over and over again?
What's it like to live your life in true diversity?
'cause in the end it's always me and me

Sometimes I feel uneasy 'cause my legs don't want to walk
I can't remember language I've forgotten how to talk (forgotten how to talk)
Don't know how to describe it it's a different state of mind
If you'd look into my head, you'd be surprised what you would find

What's it like? What's it like?
Bloody stupid question
What's it like? What's it like?
And I don't know the answer
What's it like? What's it like?
Don't be so curious, man
What's it like? What's it like?
'cause words are meaningless to me

What's it like to have somebody thinking with your brain?
What's it like to do the same things over and over again?
What's it like to live your life in true diversity?
'cause in the end it's always me and me

Well, i feel like the creature of a Frankenstein
Those hands at the end of my arm they are not mine
A stranger is hiding beneath my own skin
I gotta touch everything that he's interested in
I've got enough but I won't take anymore
He should kill me now, what is he waiting for?
Don't want to live and I just can't die
Don't ask me why I'm gonna start to cry
My face feels like I'm wearing a mask
Just shut your mouth and don't ask, don't ask, don't ask, don't ask

What's it like to have somebody thinking with your brain?
What's it like to do the same things over and over and over
What's it like to live your life in true diversity?
'cause in the end it's always me and me
'cause in the end it's always me and me
Said in the end it's always me and me
It's always me and me

Don't ask, don't ask me
I said don't ask, don't ask me
Just don't ask

[Philsmith]

11. Money/Underground

Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
(Get know it babe)

I bought a car but the car broke down
I found a girl but she left me alone
I had the car repaired it broke down again
I found another girl who left me for another man

If I had money well, I wouldn't care
Because every girl loves a millionaire
If I had money well, I wouldn't talk about it
But I'd rather die than live without it

Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)

I'd trade my soul for a figure on my bank account
And I don't care, I don't care if I'm hellbound
Wanna livin' my life in a luxury
With a video and a colour tv

I want a swimming pool, I want girls galore
No matter how many I always want more
Give me a '59 Panhead and a Thunderbird
Now come on pretty Sheïtan tell me what's the word? Ah word up

Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
(Bang it with me, good brother)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
(Getta know, brother)

He got run over by the underground, underground, underground
Underground, underground, underground, underground
Underground, underground, underground, underground

(Give me)
Money (I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it all)
Money (I want)
Money (Give me)
Money (I want it, I want it, I want it all, want it all)

[Philsmith]

12. M.C.P.

Ah

I should have known you're boring
I should have known you smell
And that at night you're snoring
I should have known as well
You once wrote me a letter -
You couldn't even spell
I should have known you better
You made me go through hell
You're horribly repulsive
You remind me of Loch Ness
Your mind is a disaster
And you're listening to jazz
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass

I didn't like your family
I didn't like your friends
I couldn't stand your talking
And I hate the way you dance
You never ever listened
To anything I said
You never cleaned the kitchen, girl
And you never gave me head
You don't know what I think of you
Well, you've got just one guess
You look like a horse on roller-skates
That's trying to play chess
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass
Kiss my ass

You're so extraordinary ugly, girl
Your face is such a mess
You've got no brains and you've got no tits
And girl, you've got no class
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss my ass
You can kiss

[Philsmith]

13. Call it a day

We all sing the song of cruel banalities
Haven't heard of anything new yet
Is anything still not worth telling
Let's kill what we love

Do you mind if I take your dreams and tear them to pieces?
Do you mind if I tell your secrets on tv?
Do you love to be frightened?
Do you love to be hurt?
Is that all you really have to ask?

Let's call it a day and keep our fingers crossed
Let's call it a day and nothing less
Let's call it a day sometimes I sit and wonder
What a real human being is

I don't know what we should do
Sounds like I'm talkin' about me and you
We will solve the problem with ease
We'll sing the song of cruel banalities

Let's call it a day and keep our fingers crossed
Let's call it a day and nothing less
Let's call it a day sometimes I sit and wonder
What a real human being is

Do you mind if I take your dreams and tear them to pieces?
Do you mind if I tell your secrets on tv?
Do you love to be frightened?
Do you love to be hurt?
Is that all you really have to ask?

Let's call it a day and keep our fingers crossed
Let's call it a day and nothing less
Let's call it a day sometimes I sit and wonder
What a real human being is

Let's call it a day, yeah

[Philsmith]

General Theory

1. People

People walking separately in different directions getting nowhere
I don't think that's fair
If destination doesn't change your situation what's the point in gettin' there?

I wish I could be where the sun never shines
I wish I could be where it's cold and dark

There are so many things that I don't wanna know
And so many places that I gotta go to
I just can't say no
If there's anything I can do for you don't hesitate to tell me so

I wish I could be where the sun never shines
I wish I could be where it's cold and dark
I wish I were yours and I wish you were mine
But the water's so deep and below I can see a shark

What I need is eternal absolution
And a further evolution of the brain
What I need is an army full of wise men
Who could broaden my horizon for a change

From the scars on my skin, you can see
I like to play it rough
But you keep tellin' me
I'm not suffering enough
Well, I'm down on my knees
And I'm handcuffed
No one could disagree
It's a strange kind o' love

Pain it's not easy but it always works

I wish I could be where the sun never shines
I wish I could be where it's cold and dark
I wish I were yours and I wish you were mine
But the water's so deep and below I can see it, deep down there is a shark

[Philsmith]

2. Hello!

I'm on the right Track so gimme some Respect, Babe
I may look like one but I'm not an Insect, Girl
Some Things don't have to be said
Somethings only make me mad
I lived like a Monk for 16 Years
Got a hallelujah comin' out of my Ears
And when my Father died, I cried a million Tears
Some Things don't have to be said
Somethings only make me mad
Teach you a Lesson you will never forget
I will teach you a Lesson you will never forget
Hello (Hello)! My Name is crazy and I'm Joe
Hello (Hello)! You're pleased to meet me don't say no
Say hello!

My Mother she knew better she didn't raise no Fool
I've been around and I'd known Things and Babe I'm supercool
Something tells me to relax
Something stops me in my Tracks
I hope you don't mind if I stab you in the Back
I hope you don't mind if I stab you in the Back
Hello (Hello)! My Name is crazy and I'm Joe
Hello (Hello)! You're pleased to meet me don't say no
I know (I know) a secret Place where we can go
Hello (Hello)! Hello (Hello)!

I'm ugly you don't mind
I'm ugly but you're blind
We were made for each other it's obviously
I don't like to talk to you and you hate listening to me
Hello (Hello)! My Name is crazy and I'm Joe
I know (I know) a secret Place where we can go
Hello (Hello)! No, I'm not psycho no no no
Hello (Hello)! Ah hello (Hello)! Hello (Hello)!

[Philsmith]

3. Dr. Q

Hi, my name is Dr. Q
Please take a seat, what can I do for you?
There's no problem too big for me
'cause I got every pill to make you happy
And I can make you look good
And I can make you feel fine
And I can make you look good
And I can make you feel fine

The only thing I'll do to you
Is cut your little brain in two
Then you're happy, never sad
Maybe you're a little mad

My first service is for free
But then you're runnin' after me
To get the things that you need then
Your little life is in my hands

The only thing I'll do to you
Is cut your little brain in two
Then you're happy, never sad
Maybe you're a little mad
But don't you worry anyway you're dead, you're dead

Please don't fear, you can trust me
Come on and relax
It won't hurt, I'll promise you that
Why are you so pale?
Why are you so?
Please don't fear, you can trust me
Come on, relax
It won't hurt, I'll promise you that
Why are you so pale?

The only thing I'll do to you
Is cut your little brain in two
And then you're happy, never sad
Maybe you're a little mad
The only thing I'll do to you
Is cut your little brain in two
And then you're happy, never sad
Maybe you're a little mad

[Philsmith]

4. Idiot

Don't try to talk to me I got an empty head
With nothing inside I feel alright
Got a friend who's totally stupid like me
We just sit around all night
I'm stupid - I'm just another idiot

If you knock on my forehead there's a hollow sound
I'm drooling with a happy smile
The look on your face when I fall to the floor
Just makes my life worthwhile
I'm stupid - I'm just another idiot
I'm stupid
Stupid - I'm just another idiot

Well, I'm an idiot (Idiot), I'm out of my head (Idiot), my brain is dead (Idiot), I'm stupid (Idiot)
Well, I'm an idiot (Idiot), I'm out of my head (Idiot), I'm an idiot, just another, just another stupid idiot

Happy in my cretin world
I can do what I like I'm insane
Found myself a silly girl who loves me
She hasn't got no brain
Stupid - I'm just, just another idiot
Stupid - Just another, just, just another idiot

[Philsmith]

5. Remember

You always thought you'd be safe in your crowd
To talk behind my back
Well, I got news for you, you shouldn't laugh so loud
Because I'm ready to attack

Too late you realize you're in for a little surprise
Do you remember me? And all the things you did
Do you remember me? Well, I remember you
Don't try to run and hide these doors are locked my friend
Do you remember me? I always said I'd get you

You always thought that you'd get away with it
And the past was gone for good
You didn't know that I was watchin' all the time
And now I wanna see your blood

There's terror in your eyes it's time you said goodbyes
Do you remember me? And all the things you did
Do you remember me? Well, I remember you
Don't try to run and hide these doors are locked my friend
Do you remember me? I always said I'd get you in the end
Do you know what I mean? Do you understand?
Ohohohoho ohohohoho

You thought those days are over but I don't
You thought that I'd forgive you but I won't
I know where you live, I've been following you
Now you're on your own and the time is right
Your phone is ringin' I just wanted to tell you
I'm waitin' for you outside
I'm waitin', just waitin' for you
Genau

Do you remember me? And all the things you did
Do you remember me? Well, I remember you
Don't try to run and hide these doors are locked my friend
Do you remember me? I always said I'd get you in the end

[Philsmith]

6. Crocodile Airlines

Flyin' Crocodile

Hey you! Would you like to fly away?
Hey you! Ten million reasons for a holiday
The steward says "welcome" with a smile on his face
And off it goes to another place
Oh sir. What'd you like to drink or eat?
Oh sir, please put your handbag between your feet
In front of your seat, you'll always find a bag
But it's better to leave it where it's at

Flyin' Crocodile, flyin' Crocodile
Flyin' Crocodile, flyin'
When the stewardess is pale

Oh, excuse me, may I ask for your name
I think our destination is the same
Wouldn't you like to spend vacation with me?
Coincidentally I am free
Lalala

Flyin' Crocodile, flyin' Crocodile
Flyin' Crocodile, flyin'
When the stewardess is pale

"Your attention please
Ladies and gentlemen
This is your captain speaking
Thank you for flying Crocodile
We hope you have a pleasant flight
Unfortunately, we're coming down from 9006 feet
Stop smoking
Fasten your safety belt
Put your head between your knees
And by the way the life vests are underneath your seat"

Flyin' Crocodile Airlines (Flyin' Crocodile)
Sitting in the rear (Flyin' Crocodile)
Feeling the rotating tail
Flyin' Crocodile Airlines (Flyin' Crocodile)
Don't have any fear (Flyin' Crocodile)
Because the stewardess is pale
(Flyin')

[Philsmith]

7. She smiles

Don't get her wrong if she smiles
You know it takes her some time
You know she's tried it a while
Don't get her wrong, she just smiles
She's got that look in her eyes

Leave her alone she's all right
Her mind is lost in twilight
She might be struck by insight
But if she smiles it's alright

I don't think you should touch her
Her father is the butcher
You don't know him he's such a
Strong man so do not touch her
She's got that look in her eyes

She smiles, she smiles ...

She's moving so slow that it's hard to tell
If she really moves at all
Standin' in the garden
Watching the leaves as they fall
She doesn't respond to the moves you make
Doesn't seem to hear you call
Standin' there, she's smiling
And she tries to be a wall
Standin' there, she's smilin'
And she tries to be a wall

Maybe she's waitin' for Sheïtan
Maybe she's waitin' for Jesus
Maybe she's waitin' for the end of the world

She doesn't seem to understand
Everybody needs a friend
We better go now
She doesn't go to the shopping mall
She just smiles all day and baby that's all
Baby that's all
She smiles, she smiles, she smiles

[Philsmith]

8. I.A.A.W.

You argue on a very low level
Using your biceps instead of the tongue
Say you obey to the law of the jungle
I can see your point but I think you are wrong

Messing around you try to impress me
You talk about strength? Well, I am strong
We all have to die sooner or later
You think that a coffin is where I belong?
You're wrong
You're wrong you're completely wrong
You're wrong

I don't see the point in discussing this further
You believe you're right I believe you are wrong
I don't see the point in discussing this further
You believe you're right I believe you are wrong

You argue on a very low level
Using your biceps instead of the tongue
We all have to die sooner or later
I can see your point but I think (we think), I think, yeah
You're wrong
Wrong I still think you are wrong
You're wrong I still think you are wrong

[Philsmith]

9. Easy

Easy, so easy

I tried to dance and I almost broke my legs
Next, I tried some singin' but the audience only threw eggs
And then I bought a skateboard, then I took a dive
When I got myself my motorcycle, I was lucky enough to survive

Oh, it's so frustratin' I can't even count to three
But you can do anything you want just keep on tellin' me
It's so easy, it's easy to do
So damn easy, even for you

Should I keep on tryin', when I know I'm bound to fail
Everybody starin' at me you know I wish you'd go to hell
Was I born an idiot or is it just bad luck?
Why do I bother tellin' you, I know that you don't give a fuck

I don't succeed at anything I'm nothin' but a fake
Then you show me how it's done it's just a piece of cake for you
It's easy, it's easy to do
So damn easy, even for you
It's so easy, it's easy to do

Should I try to climb a sidewalk, should I sit down on that chair
Should I try to read the headlines, should I start to grow my hair
Should I try to drink some water, knowing that I'll spill it all
Should I try to bang my forehead on a fairly solid wall?
No!!

Easy, easy
It's so easy, it's so easy

[Philsmith]

10. No more (Muddlin' thru)

Wakin' up you ask yourself why do I wake up at all
You lost the reasons to stay alive
And you're running a total recall

Waitin' for a friend to come but your friend died years ago
Somethings happen somewhere - but where, you don't know
Born in captivity, raised in the human zoo
No more muddlin' thru
No more muddlin' thru
No more, no more
No more muddlin' thru
No more muddlin' thru
No more, no more

Don't forget your safety belt when you're out in the car
Don't forget to call your wife to tell her how you are
Don't forget your medicine to take the pain away
Don't forget tomorrow will be a replica of today
Don't you know there always is a different point of view
No more muddlin' thru
No more muddlin' thru
No more, no more
No more muddlin' thru
No more muddlin' thru
No more, no more

It seems so unfair that there's
No law no religion
No god to believe in
No law no religion
No god to believe in
Wakin' up you ask yourself is there anything left to do
Somethings happen somewhere - they never happen to you
Every day you live to face another waterloo
No more muddlin' thru
No more muddlin' thru
No more, no more
No more muddlin' thru
No more muddlin' thru
No more, no more
No more muddlin' thru
No more muddlin' thru
No more, no more
No more muddlin' thru
No more muddlin' thru
No more, no more

[Philsmith]

11. Victor

It's a grey october evenin'
Cold light from a distant sun
Victor's on his way back home
He likes to walk he doesn't run
As he strolls along, he looks up
There's a shadow in the trees
And it seems to move or was it
Just another autumn breeze?

Mother's gonna wait a long time
Mother's gonna wait in vain
Mother's gonna wait forever
Victor won't come home again
Again and again and again and again and again

Just a short cut through the woods now
And the sun it shines so dim
All the time this strange sensation
Like someone was watchin' him
He blows onto his hands to warm them
Not the wind that chills him, though
No one ever told you, victor, but tonight
You're gonna know

Mother's gonna wait a long time
Mother's gonna wait in vain
Mother's gonna wait forever
Victor won't come home again
Again and again and again and again and again

Mother's gonna wait a long time
Mother's gonna wait in vain
Mother's gonna wait forever
Victor won't come home again
Again and again and again and again and again
He won't come home again
Again and again and again and again

[Philsmith]

12. Rachel

I've been pickin' roses again I can't forget you
Maybe you wanna forget me but I won't let you
Though you are lightyears away from me I see you now and then
Feeling the sadness within my heart I think of you again

Are the days gettin' shorter or do I live too fast?
I've been tryin' to distract myself a little too much
You knew I was in love with you, you knew it couldn't last
But I seriously wanted your love as such

I've got enough of this life I got enough of this life
I've got enough of this life I got enough of it
I'll call you on the phone I will send you a telegram
If you're gettin' too close to the stars
I'll remind you of not touchin' them
I'll wave my flags I'll fax the facts until you understand
You should have read those letters that I never sent
That's right

I'm sorry I'm in love with you I just can't seem to stop
I lost my heart, I lost my mind, I had to quit my job
I'm goin' out for lunch but I won't be comin' back
I'll be waitin' for the big sleep on the railroad track

I've got enough of this life I got enough of this life
I've got enough of this life I got enough of it
I'll call you on the phone I will send you a telegram
If you're gettin' too close to the stars
I'll remind you of not touchin' them
You'll have to ask the Ouija-Board until you understand
You should have read those letters that I never sent oh
You should have read those letters that I never sent

[Philsmith]

13. Fascist

You say you're pleased to meet me you try to shake my hand
But you're my enemy - you're not my friend
You speak of unemployment and the things that you would do
No need for camouflage, man, I'm lookin' right through you
You make me angry and you make me mad
You know you make me wanna knock some sense into your head

Don't try to convince me 'cause you won't get far
I know your kind and I know what you are
You're a fascist you are everything I hate
You're a fascist, man, you were born too late
You are the worst nightmare that I ever had
You're a fascist why don't you just drop

You say there is a reason the races shouldn't mix
You tell me to beware of those eating with chopsticks
You keep on talkin' and I don't know why
Why don't you turn around, go away, fuck off and die?
You say I'm blonde, my skin is white and my eyes are blue
Which obviously proves that I'm better than you

To me it doesn't prove the slightest bit
The only thing it shows is you're full of shit
The only thing it shows me is that you're full of shit
And you're a fascist you are everything I hate
You're a fascist, man, you were born too late
You are the worst nightmare that I ever had
You're a fascist why don't you just drop dead
And in your dreams, you just erase those countries you don't even know
You've gotta make it to the top, doesn't matter how
And in your dreams, you rule the world and nothing less
And in my dreams, I cut your throat and I'm serious about that

You're a fascist you are everything I hate
You're a fascist, man, you were born too late
You are the worst nightmare that I ever had
You're a fascist why don't you just drop dead
You're a fascist, you're fascist
You are the worst nightmare that I ever had
You're a fascist why don't you just drop dead

[Philsmith]

Money/Underground (Single)

1. Money/Underground (Short Album Version)

Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
(Get knowin', babe)

I bought a car but the car broke down
I found a girl but she left me alone
I had the car repaired it broke down again
I found another girl who left me for another man

If I had money well I wouldn't care
Because every girl loves a millionaire
If I had money well I wouldn't talk about it
But I'd rather die than live without it

Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)

I'd trade my soul for a figure on my bank account
And I don't care, I don't care if I'm hell bound
I want to live my life in luxury
With a video and a colour tv

I want a swimming pool, I want girls galore
No matter how many I always want more
Give me a '59 Panhead and a Thunderbird
Now come on pretty Sheïtan tell me what's the word? Ah word up

Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
(Banging with me, till you drop)
Money (I want)
Money (I need)
Money (I'll get it somehow)
(Get know, brother)


He got run over by the underground, underground, underground
Underground, underground, underground, underground
Underground, underground, underground, underground